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If I did this I wouldn’t have any fingers left
> Chuck Norris board game.
> I don’t even think my arm can move that fast.
(Source: youtube.com)
Mom’s reaction to video of her sleepwalking
> I try to take my ambien just before work so I wake up on the drive home.
> That would be so frightening if you didn’t know you were a sleepwalker.
> Plot twist- She is asleep while watching the video of her sleepwalking.
> MAN, that’s gotta be weird. She doesn’t even want to believe it’s her.
> You may wanna put a bell on her.
Amazing plant plays dead when touched
> I wanna see it “coming back to life.”
> Get two rows of these.
Form an aisle to walk down between them.
Wear all black and walk towards someone, running you hands over the plants and saying “I AM THE LORD OF DEATH!”
> What happens when it rains?
> How long does it stay like this?
